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Vaudeville Jokes No. 1.
The coalman’s season may be the winter, and thesummer the iceman’s harvest, so that it’s possible themilkman finds his greatest profit in the spring.
What is the difference between a grocer who usesfalse weights and a highwayman?
The tradesman lies in weight, while the highwaymanlies in wait.
I saw Romeo and Juliet in a restaurant last night.Juliet ordered some soft-shelled crabs and Romeo ordereda cup of tea. Now, the question arises, doesRome-o for what Juli-et?
You know my girl? Her name is Plaster. I go tocourt Plaster every night. She is a poor girl, butthere are lots of other girls as por-ous Plaster. I tookher out riding the other day, when the horse ranaway and threw her out and broke her leg in fourplaces, and her arm in three places. I got some stickingplaster and put on her leg and arm, and then carriedher home. Next morning she wouldn’t speak tome.
Why not?
She was too stuck up.
4How old did you say your daughter was?
Twenty-two.
Gracious, but she’s young for her age