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S. & S. HUMOR LIBRARY No. 2—ILLUSTRATED—PRICE, 25 CENTS
"ATCHOO!"
Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian
BY
GEORGE NIBLO
STREET & SMITH - PUBLISHERS - NEW YORK
ATCHOO!
Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian
BY
GEORGE NIBLO
NEW YORK
STREET & SMITH, Publishers
238 William Street
Copyright, 1903
By STREET & SMITH
Atchoo!
ATCHOO!
Fellow citizens!—I beg pardon,I mean ladiesand gentlemen!You see I've justcome from a politicalmeeting, andthat sort of thing gets on yournerves. I went to hear myfriend Isaacstein talk. Hissubject was "Why should theJew have to work?"
They did a lot of whitewashingat that meeting. Isuppose it's all right. Ofcourse you can't make a newfence with a pail of whitewash,but you can cover up the mothholes.
But we mustn't be too hard on the politicians. Ifit wasn't for politics a good many fellows that aretoo lazy to earn a living with their hands would bepaupers. But some of 'em are all right. There'sIsaacstein for instance. As good a man as eversauntered down Hester Street. He joined the noble[Pg 4]army of grafters two years ago